Meet Rocky — the internet’s most loyal rock.
$ROCKY is the cutest, most loyal rock I have ever had. He is always by my side and will never die. Rock-solid vibes, zero drama, 100% durability.
- Indestructible Companion: 9999 year life expectancy.*
- Sleep Mode: enabled 23 hours a day. The other hour is also sleep.
- Diet: sedimentary snacks only. No salad.
- Utility: paperweight, emotional support boulder, market mover (sometimes).
Why people rock with $ROCKY
Unconditional Loyalty
Rocky never rugs. He literally can't run anywhere.
Eco-Friendly
Zero emissions. Occasional cute face emissions.
Stress Relief
Pet the rock. Count the pets. Breathe. Rock on.
Battle Stats
HP: ∞ • DEF: ∞ • SPD: nope • LUCK: depends on the throw.
Utilities
Door stopper, paperweight, conversation starter, portable friend.
Origin Story
Born in ancient lava, adopted on the blockchain, raised by the internet.
Roadpebble
- ✅ Phase 1 – Find a cute rock.
- ✅ Phase 2 – Teach him to blink.
- 🔄 Phase 3 – Listing on every garden path.
- 🔜 Phase 4 – World pebble championship.
- 🚀 Phase 5 – Moon. Mars. Geologists confused.
FAQ
Is Rocky alive?
Emotionally, yes. Scientifically, also yes if you believe in rocks.
Will Rocky ever die?
He promised not to. Contractually obligated to be eternal.
Utility when?
You can pet him. That's more utility than most gym memberships I bought.
Contract address?
cashka. Rocky refuses to be rushed. Meanwhile, come say hi on X.